I hate being sick, especially now because everyone will think you've got H1N1 if you sneeze (and let me clarify now that I do not have H1N1, I'm just suffering from the common cold because I got caught in the rain. Period.)

So, in commemoration with the tua MJ's passing, me and Tashiichan decided to spend the whole night watching his videos and fitting them in with solos the members of Arashi could jam to. You can read her full 'report' here; here, which will also lead you to the reason why we call him the 'tua' MJ. ;D

Speaking of more MJ + Arashi crack, here's the re-cap of the crack-fied conversation we had today.

MeTashii
You teacher would probably go: Tashii, why did you write Michael Jackson instead of your formula?
Tashii: because MJ is the formula! MJ + sexy + gold + crotch grabbing + pelvic thrusting + moonwalk + SEDUCTION + BAD = GOD.
Teacher: You forgot that Sega game where he kills his enemies with the MOONWALK. (Seriously, there's a REAL GAME, okay!)
Tashii: Oh yeah! That's awesome. Sensei, do you like being a SMOOTH CRIMINAL? *influences sensei with moonwalk to initiate month long school holiday*
You've been hit by... Aiba the smoooooth Engrish-speaking criminal!
Aiba: OOOOOOOOOWWW!!! *moonwalks*
Jun: Aiba! Speak some Engrish! Do you remember the timeeeee~
Sho & Nino: No way! You're supposed to go, the way you make me feel! You knock me off my feet girl!
Ohno: No, that's wrong! Here's the REAL deal! -turns into a zombie and breaks into the dance
Aiba: Oh no, a zombie! Very danger!
Jun: It's DANGEROUS! *starts bobbing head and moonwalking*
Sho: Who's bad? I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaddd~

Yes, we actually role-played. XDD

Can you guess which song we're relating the members to? Well, of course you can! Unfortunately, Sho's last line has nothing to do with the songs we fit them with. We just needed a good, sesat ending before she went to do her Pure or Further Maths maths homework. ;D

And yes, that's how we roll! XDD

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